Coldmeat
About
Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss

The standard issue "who the fuck?" page

  1. My name is Scott Quinlan.
  2. I am current located at Lower Hutt.
  3. I am 20 years of age.
  4. I am currently a helpdesk analyst for classified.
  5. I am in a long term relationship.
  6. I like drinking beer.
  7. I have been layed more than once.
  8. I enjoy killing time with my mates.
  9. Usually this time is killed getting drunk.
  10. I enjoy security.
  11. Once, many many years ago, I ran into a door and fucked my head.
  12. Things have never quite been the same since.
  13. Are you really reading this? Or are you dreaming this?
  14. I enjoyed the matrix.
  15. I don't much enjoy working with Microsoft.
  16. Free your mind. Eat a spoon.
  17. Never arrested. lost my license multiple times.
  18. I enjoy practical jokes.
  19. People tend to frown at my practical jokes.
  20. No, you may not ask why.