1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.
2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.
4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.
5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.
10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs ?
11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.
13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.
14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmers that it was good.
15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !
16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.
17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.
19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.
20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

A few weeks ago my life turned for the worse when my partner declared pregnancy, since then, shits just gone from bad to worse with stress levels taking on a pattern similar to that of Moore's Law.

Finally, I thought last week when it appeared it was all coming to a conclusion, she had actually agreed to go through the termination process. Now I know people have strong opinions against abortions but children just isn't for me at the moment.

Now don't get me wrong, I do want to have children, however as I'm only 20 years old it just isn't a scenario I'd like to take at this point in my life. I'd prefer to be more financially stable with a few assets under my belt before my sperm dudes dig me a hole that would take another 20 years to get myself out of. I think the ideal age for making babies is anywhere from the age of 25 years plus, by this time most people start to grow out of being kids themselves and start settling down to a more mature level, a level of that's suitable of to bringing up children of their own.

However I was so horribly wrong last week when things started to look positive. I honestly had know idea how much this would impact on our relationship, children certainly fuck shit up even before the little bastards even squeeze there way out. She's agreed to let me support her during the abortion, however she wants a break to try and fix her fucked up brain. I really hope things work out for the best for her and I as currently I don't think she really knows what the hells happening.